
On Friday 2nd, I left work at 5, and went to the port in Gib. After some to-ing and fro-ing back to the old port office, I eventually got my ticket confirmed and I left on the 6pm
ferry to Tangier. It was weird trip, full of weird people. During the journey, all the Muslim men got down to pray, it must be a 6.30pm (sundown) thing. That was cool to watch, and not wishing to offend anyone, it made me realise (even more) how ridiculous ritualised worship is. That's done it, I'll have a death warrant out on my life now...
I had pre-booked into a guesthouse the
Dar Jameel and instead of taking a petit taxi from the port, I did the most ridiculous thing possible. I decided to get my bearings by walking from the ship to the guesthouse, in darkness. Now I wouldn't think of doing that in say Southampton or Portsmouth, so why Tangier? The place is full of chancers and people waiting to rip you off at every turn. I must admit that it was intimidating and the place was FULL of dodgy people, but I just ignored most of the them and ended up asking directions in my rubbish French and end up seeing most of the Kashah/Medina area.

Found my Guesthouse eventually around 8pm, and I was sooo grateful. I check in, and the place was awesome. It was in the middle of mad town but was quiet, safe and beautiful. Perfect. Then I pop out again to brave the crowds, and find a brilliant restaurant - just what I needed cos I was hungry and tired. It is called Hammadi's on 2 Rue d'Italie and I heartily recommend it. Home around 10.30pm and was ready to chill.
Next day, I had arranged for a guide. Had a brilliant breakfast of traditional foods, and then the guide arrived at 11am hungover. He looked like Saddam Hussein's brother. Anyway, because I had already seen most of the old town, there was little nearby he could show me. In fact he was amazed I did alone, so was the guethouse owner. Instead I was introduced to some shopowners who talked about their goods, or about local herbs and medicines and basically learnt a lot about local trade. Then I was bundled into a merc taxi and was driven around the outer city, saw all the royal residences (from outside only - v opulent) and taken to a spot where the Atlantic meets the Med. Also went to Hercules cave. Tour ended around 2pm. I was dropped off in the new town and I grab lunch and end up walking for the rest of the day. Home around 6pm, then sit reading on roof terrace as the sun set. Beautiful. Went out for dinner to nearby Hotel Continental. the prawn gratin and the swordfish main was good but the veg was all microwaved shite.

Woke early on Sunday at 7am so that I could take some photos withouth being hassled. Walk around the grand and petit soco and took my pics. If I tried during the hustling bustiling hours, I would have been hassled to death. It really is THAT bad for travellers. Still, I am a big boy and ended up having a little fun back at them. Left on sunday at 11.30. I needed have bothered. My ferry was the 3 hour slow to Algecrias in Spain and was due to leave at 1pm. In fact, I boarded at 2pm and the fucker didn't leave until 4.30pm cos it took so long to check all the goods lorries. At least the local police found a couple of stowaways so that was entertaining enough. Arrive in Spain around 8pm. Find the bus station in Algeciras and then take the 9pm bus back to La Linea. Walk on foot back to Gibraltar. Long day and a long weekend. Did a lot of walking.