Quiet Night In ... In Oxford

Popped over to The 'Ford at the weekend to see Scatch, Dits and Noaksey. We started off by gambling lots of money on some glue factory bound nags at the Grand National. We were all quietly confident of picking a placed horse... Back to the house and sit in Scatch's lovely landscaped garden, in the sun drinking Pimms before tackling a HUGE 3l bottle of vodka. Predictably, none of us won any money. A 100-1 outsider romped home. Christ..!